Well, I've gotta call you something, because "hey you" just isn't cool. Hmmm~

[Another hum, half for the traveler's sake, and half to give himself a moment's thought, then he smiles faintly.]

You're about as short as a hobbit, even if you barely have any feet... so unless you've got something better, I'll just call you Pippin. He liked to sing, and he was my favourite... um... whatever, it's not that geeky. --Any protests?

[Look, it's totally a great honour to be named after a most fantastic hobbit, okay.]